Things you hear on Group Runs but not IRL

Saturday I was on Group Run with Get Fit Atlanta when from behind me I hear one of the ladies say: "I am going to take my clothes off." Hold you horses there - Get Fit Atlanta is among many things a family oriented running and triathlon club. She meant that she needed to shed her top layer to cool off.

I felt obligated to tell her two things:

1. When a man hears those words an angel gets it's wings.
2. As a father of six (6) kids when I hear those words from a woman other than my wife (come to think of it that might have been the 1st time I've ever heard those words from someone other than my wife) that the first thing that comes to mind is Child Support.

I love group runs.